Wednesday, January 24, 2024

Bob Backlund, his legacy, and the 2000 Royal Rumble match

I've never quite known how I'm supposed to feel about Bob Backlund. On the one hand he was the eighth of nearly a hundred and fifty WWE champions, holding the belt from according to WWE.com over two thousand one hundred days between 1978 and 1983. Roman's got a fair way to go still to beat that. Bob would actually lose the title briefly in '79 to Antonio Inoki, but WWE has never officially recognised this change. When Inoki passed away in October 2022, Corey Graves actually called Inoki the first Japanese WWE champion, but this is still not officially recognised. Backlund would eventually lose his title to the Iron Sheik in early 1983, who in turn would lose four weeks later to the up and coming Hulk Hogan, beginning his first and longest reign as champion.

You might think that someone who held the WWE championship for that long might receive the legend treatment for life, but on the other hand, Backlund has been presented as a pretty weird bloke for the last thirty years. Backlund would win the WWE title for the second official time at Survivor Series 1994, defeating Bret Hart, and would lose it at a non-televised event three days later to Diesel in just eight seconds.

The first time I ever saw Bob Backlund was his entry in the 2000 Royal Rumble match, in which he in the arena he competed in many a time Madison Square Garden, lasted exactly two minutes. This is the same man who at the time held the record for longest Royal Rumble performance, a sixty one minute showing in 1993. This was likely booked to surpass Ric Flairs legendary 59 minute run in the '92 Rumble, since he was on his way out of the company, and would be back in WCW by early 93. The current record for longest royal rumble appearance is held by Daniel Bryan, who lasted seventy six minutes in the Greatest Royal Rumble in Saudi Arabia. A record that will likely never broken unless they do another Greatest Royal Rumble, which had fifty participants, more than any other to date.

In the 2000 match Bob would enter at number 14, to the tune of Hail to the Chief, and a massive pop from the Madison Square Garden crowd. Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler on commentary express confusion at Bob being here, with JR noting that he was running for congress, more on that in a minute. As he enters the ring he is immediately attacked by Big Boss Man and Test, and is quickly part of a group effort to eliminate Rikishi. When I say part of, I mean he was at on the outside of a pile of blokes joining forces to eliminate the biggest man in the ring. The rest of Bob's two minutes in the match is fairly unimpressive, as he blends in before being eliminated by Intercontinental champion Chris Jericho. Upon being sent over the ropes, Backlund wouldn't leave up the centre aisle, rather he would go up into the crowd.

While I'm on the subject, the 2000 Royal Rumble was one of the stranger ones in history. At repeated intervals in the match, Kai En Tai's Taka Michinoku and Funaki, as well as the Mean Street Posse would interfere and be promptly thrown out of the ring. They were doing this in protest at not being officially entered into the match. Unfortunately for Taka, on his second attempt he would be thrown out by Boss Man and Gangrel, and would smash his face on the floor, injuring him in the process. Jerry Lawler on commentary, who had history with Taka over Brian Christopher trying to take the Light Heavyweight title off him in '98, revelled in this, repeatedly laughing as the clip was aired throughout the rest of the match. This Rumble also ended in dodgy fashion, as in storyline, Big Show threw the Rock out, only for himself to topple out over him. Over the next few weeks Big Show would protest that Rock's feet touched the floor first, and to my eyes they did, but we were supposed to pretend that Big Show was complaining without a case. This would be solved at No Way Out the next month, where Big Show would earn his way into what would become the messy "McMahon in every corner" four way at Wrestlemania.

After this appearance, Bob would have a brief run with WWE where he would manage the at the time fresh faced Euro-Continental champion, Kurt Angle. This union would come to an abrupt end at Wrestlemania 16 though, as on Sunday Night Heat before the event Kurt would find out that Backlund was behind the idea of him having to defend both of his titles in one match, which he would lose that night to Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit. Angle would apply Backlund's own trademark move, the cross face chicken wing, ending Bob's brief 2000 run.

When Bob was in the Rumble, JR and King were repeatedly making political references. As I noted earlier, Bob was running for congress in Connecticut which he would eventually lose. Some in the media at the time saw Backlund's run as a dubious attention grab following the success of Jesse Ventura being elected as Governor of Minnesota. Bob's prior political experience was crass at best, declaring on an episode of Raw in '95 that he intended to run for President, even going as far as to get into an altercation with a Bill Clinton impersonator at that years Survivor Series. Hulk Hogan also announced a presidential bid on WCW Nitro in 99, and that went about as well as you would imagine it would. I'll level with you here, as someone whose knowlege of US politics mainly comes from The Daily Show when Jon Stewart was on it, I feel about as qualified to go further in US politics as Backlund, ie not very far.

Remember how I started this video not knowing how to feel about Bob Backlund? As best I can tell from here the weird stories about Backlund seem to build up. Legend has it that he would refuse to sign an autograph for a fan unless they could on the spot recite the names of every US president in order. From there he would later emerge in TNA in 2007, where he would be portrayed as an absolute madman. He would briefly have an unexpected WWE return in 2016 where he would act as a life coach for Darren Young, offering such unhinged advice as "never ever take advice from anyone". Many of these segments were filmed in such a weird way, with the two having a conversation while looking into the camera in separate locations, as if the two weren't allowed to be in the same room for some reason. The catchphrase from these segment was "make Darren Young great again." I wonder where they got that idea from?

In 2013, Bob would be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. In what felt like an odd choice, he was inducted by Maria Menounous, who explained on her Facebook page at the time that the two had a long friendship, and that she had grown up as a fan of Bob during his time as WWE champion. As you can likely imagine, his speech was eccentric, but honestly rather inspiring and if you haven't see it I'd recommend you watch it. He spoke well of Bruno Sammartino, who was also inducted that night, and he noted that Bruno paved the way before him. He also repeatedly called back to three words in reference to John Cena who was sat on the front row. Those three words that were pushed by John for many years, never give up. He goes on for so long that Vince McMahon goes on stage to hint that he is running long, but honestly I could have listened to him for hours. Bob's a weird dude, but also inspirational, in his own way.

Monday, January 22, 2024

The bizarre Royal Rumble appearance of Mil Mascaras

Over the years there have been a fair few instances of outside WWE talent appearing at the Royal Rumble, whether they be former stars, returning legends, representing other promotions or in this case all three. At 1997's event from the Alamodome in San Antonio Texas, lucha legend Mil Mascaras would enter the match. Mil is of the most accomplished luchadors certainly of his generation, maybe ever. Much like some of his peers including Blue Demon and El Santo, Mil entered pop culture even appearing in films bearing his name.

As well as working in both Mexico and Japan, Mil Mascaras wrestled for WWE in the 70's and 80's, even being the first masked wrestler to ever compete at Madison Square Garden due to a pre-existing citywide ban against masks of any kind in public in New York, which even included wrestlers until 1972 when an exception was made. It's even believed that the reason for this change was that Vince McMahon Sr. lobbied for it because he was so keen to book Mascaras in the Garden.

Mil Mascaras was fifty-four years old and thirty-three years into his wrestling career at the time of his Rumble entry. At the time this would have made him the second oldest entrant ever behind Dory Funk Jr, who entered the year before a few months older than Mil, but this record has since been surpassed many times since. A few but not everyone who have entered older than him include Ric Flair and Booker T aged fifty-seven, DDP and Jim Duggan aged fifty-eight, Jerry Lawler who was sixty-two and Ivory who was sixty years old when she entered at the 2022 event. Bet there's a name you weren't expecting. The oldest if you're wondering to date is Jimmy Snuka, who was sixty four in his 2008 appearance. May that record never be broken, unless Finlay wants to give it a go this year, I'd be okay with that, he could probably still swing his shillelagh well enough.

Mil would enter the rumble at number eleven and would stay in for nearly seven and a half minutes, being one of four wrestlers representing Triple A in the match. As he entered, Pierroth was in the ring, and later Cybernetico and Latin Lover would also enter, all thanks to the location of the event, but Mil's run was the most eventful as I'll get to in a minute. With San Antonio being not far from Mexico, clearly WWE felt some Lucha influence would help liven the sixty thousand in attendance up, which by the way is still in 2024 the largest Royal Rumble attendance ever, all there to see their man Shawn Michaels regain the WWE title from Psycho Sid.

As Mil entered the ring he would be faced with an interesting field. the British Bulldog, Pierroth, the eventual winner of the match Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the Sultan, who would later go on to be known as Rikishi. Right after Mil would be Hunter Hearst Helmsley, and it's a bit weird seeing Mascaras tangle with the leader of the free w- I mean wrestling world in 2024.

Since I have no idea when I'll get to talk about Mil Mascaras again, the main thing I know him for is his reputation for being difficult to work with, being unwilling to put anyone else over, or even sell moves for other wrestlers. Bruce Prichard even made a meme of this coining the term "No Yob". This can even be seen in this Royal Rumble, where the Sultan slams him to the mat, and after a few seconds, Mil just gets right back up as if nothing happened.

To fans Mil has been highly regarded for decades, but his fellow wrestlers not so much, largely for his unwillingness to sell. As best I can tell, Mascaras' last US appearance for a major promotion before the '97 Rumble would have been at WCW's Clash of the Champions 10 in February 1990. This would become an infamous match against Cactus Jack, where Foley would shock people with a scary looking bump to the outside, sometimes called the NesTea plunge in reference to the 1970's ad campaign.

Mil's elimination comes with a fair bit of controversy, as he throws Peirroth out of the ring, goes through the middle ropes and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He dives onto Peirroth on the outside, and re-enters the ring, only for referees to declare the he eliminated himself. I'm not so sure about that, given he never actually went over the top rope. The speculation around this is that Mil did it on purpose knowing he wasn't winning, to make sure nobody would could throw him out, but this has no concrete proof to it. As Dave Mentzer would write in his report in the Observer, Mil had been in more than enough battle royals to have a firm enough grasp of the rules. I'm putting it a bit more politely than he did...

Despite his mixed reputation there is no denying Mil's legend. To fans of a certain age he might still be one of the most recognisable and enduring luchadors ever. He's also been credited as being light as a feather to work with, meaning he rarely if ever hurt anyone. Mil last wrestled two matches in 2019 at the age of seventy-seven, in one of which teaming with current WWE star Dragon Lee. Inducted by his nephew Alberto Del Rio, Mil would enter the WWE Hall of Fame in 2012, and if you're wondering yes, his self-elimination is included in his highlight reel.

Sources:

NY mask ban: https://ringthedamnbell.wordpress.com/2014/03/06/a-moment-in-time-the-ban-on-masked-wrestlers-at-msg-is-lifted/

Wrestling Observer January 27th 1997: https://members.f4wonline.com/wrestling-observer-newsletter/jan-27-1997-wrestling-observer-newsletter-more-ufc-controversy-wwe


Thursday, January 11, 2024

Revisiting Bryan Danielson's 2011 YouTube channel

This is a script for a video on my YouTube channel. You can view it here:


I don't suppose you ever saw a recurring segment on Conan O'Brien's TBS show called Deon Cole breaks down the news? In this segment a really funny comedian called Deon Cole would deliver his take on a news story in the form of three bullet points while being trollied across the background. By the time he is about to disappear out of frame, he's usually boiled the story down to "Tell person X to shut the hell up!" It's a fairly simple premise, and it can be applied to almost anything. Especially when a wrestler, or in this week's case Tony Khan goes off on social media.

I can almost hear Deon saying "Tell Bryan Danielson to fine him for his tweets and then to shut the hell up..."

It's not as funny as anything Deon did, but the structure fits.

Rather than go on about Tony's tweeting habits, this got me thinking about the whole joke that's been going around lately about Bryan Danielson being able to fine wrestlers for their behaviour on social media. I don't know how true that is, but lately I've seen a lot less of certain wrestlers trading barbs with fans than I did weeks ago.

It seems like Danielson himself is in on the joke, asking the fans on twitter if he should fine Rocky Romero, who for years has worn an eyepatch. According to Rocky on AEW's Unrestricted podcast, he was inspired by the rapper Slick Rick, and saw a merch opportunity as nobody else was making custom eye patches. When Rocky appeared on a match graphic wearing it, Bryan threatened jokingly (I assume), to fine him for wearing the eye patch, as a reference to Bryan currently needing one to wrestle in.

It's not always clear because he's not the most public person these days, but Bryan when talking in real life seems to have a very dry, even sarcastic sense of humour. One example of this that has always stuck in my mind was his brief time as a running a YouTube channel in July and August 2011.

The channel still exits today under the name MrBryanDanielson. If it gets by YouTubes copyright system there'll be clips here, and if not check a link in the description to watch for yourself. On this channel there are only three videos, the second two are a series he started and quickly dropped called 'Technique of the week. In the first of these Bryan and a trainer called Neil Melanson demonstrate how to apply a Hammerlock, followed by Bryan doing this to what he calls clown music. In the second video he does this again, this time with a guillotine, and to the tune of a Ukulele song about Vampires. It's worth noting though that at this time Bryan was wrestling on the SmackDown brand, where he was holding the Money in the Back briefcase that he would eventually cash in to win his first WWE World title. His prominence on WWE TV might be why his YouTube series didn't last very long.

Whats more interesting though, is Bryan's first video. This is a two minute introduction to his channel, filmed vertically which is the nightmare of every content creator out there... In this video Bryan noted that WWE has told their roster to use social media more. Presumably they were referring to Tout, the platform they were relentlessly pushing on their TV around this time, which was essentially just Vine but somehow worse.

Bryan then goes on a whole rant about how he's going to use his new platform, repeatedly telling us he's going to "bury people". He puts a great deal of emphasis on how he wants to "bury people", repeatedly stating that he will "bury everybody". I can't quite express his enthusiasm for wanting to "bury people". He lists names like Shawn Michaels who trained him, William Regal who was an influence for him, Colt Cabana because it would be funny, among others. He does get his plugs in for his Facebook page and his website which no longer exists. Thankfully though we can see what it used to look like thanks to the wayback machine. From looking at the pages available he seemed to use his site like a blog, offering details about what he was doing in his life, training, and often continuing the sarcasm here as well.

To be honest, there wasn't a whole lot to this video other than me wanting to show you a new side of Bryan Danielson the side that buries people. It also came from being sick of peoples takes on Tony Khan's tweets from this past week, so if you are too, this quick video was for you.


Sources:

Romero eye patch https://wrestlingheadlines.com/rocky-romero-explains-why-he-wears-an-eye-patch-while-wrestling/

Danielson YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@mrbryandanielson

Intro video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Vtwdozi-Q&t=2s

bryandanielson.net wayback machine https://web.archive.org/web/20111101000000*/www.bryandanielson.net

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